GOP cable news talking heads are demanding Hillary Clinton reveal all her personal email while she was Secretary of State. Here are 3 more things we predict they demand she disclose…
1. Her lifetime Google search history. (Perhaps she was searching for details of Mitt Romney’s net worth that he never disclosed.)
2. Her Priceline travel history. (To see how many fishing expeditions she’s been on.)
3. Her immunization record. (They’ll decide later whether measles vaccinations were a bad thing or good thing depending on her records.)
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Also, Social Security number, credit card numbers, account PINs and passwords.