The LA Times reports that Disney has raised the price of admission to its Anaheim theme parks to $99 for kids 10 and older from $96. Disney has also raised prices at its Orlando theme parks.
Here are 3 new slogans we propose for Disneyland on this news…
1. “I’ve got 99 measles and admission for one.”
2. “Epcot Center: We Can’t Always Accurately Predict The Future, But We Do Predict People Will Keep Paying More To Come To This Place That Should Be Named Expo 1986.”
3. “The Happiest Place On Earth: For Shareholders.”
The fact that anyone still goes to that place just proves all the crap foreigners say about Americans is true. We really need to smart up.
Gee, I can’t wait to visit The Money Kingdom. Er. The Magic Kingdom.