The Globe and Mail reports that Starbucks will be testing serving alcoholic beverages in some of its Canadian locations.
Apparently a Starbucks menu promo said this:
“Say hello to a new way to enjoy Starbucks after 4 p.m. Drop in after work, with friends, after yoga, by yourself, after a long day or after a great day.”
3 More Reasons To Drink Alone At Starbucks
1. Because using a laptop alone doesn’t look cool enough.
2. When they misspell your name on the cup of wine, it means the world will think “Pantelope” and not “Penelope” has a bit of a drinking problem.
3. Undo any benefits of doing boring yoga.
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