Twitter Announcing You Can Send Private Messages To Groups…

Twitter has been sending out emails telling users they can now send private messages to groups. Hey, Twitter, if you’re going to disrupt our days by delivering useless information, please do it on Twitter, not in our email inboxes.

3 Slogans We Propose For This New Twitter Feature

1. “Twitter: now you can send messages to a bunch of people, just like you already do on email, text messages, Facebook, WhatsApp and every other thing you’ve signed up for over the past 15 years.”

2. “Twitter: Because Now That We’re A Public Company, We’ll Add Whatever We Can To This Platform To Try To Make More Money.”

3. “Twitter: Another Way To Annoy Your Friends When Your iPhone Dings Non Stop When Everyone Responds To A Group Message.”

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