Yesterday we wrote about a Cadbury Spokesperson stating that Cadbury’s British Easter Creme Eggs are going to be made of something that is “not exactly dairy milk.”
3 More Things That We Consider “Not Exactly Dairy Milk”
1. Creme. Unless you are in France, we’re pretty sure “Creme” is not the same thing as “Cream.” So you kinda should have expected sketchy ingredients in the first place.
2. Kinder Surprise Toys Confiscated at the U.S. border (because Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal in the U.S. in case you aren’t up-to-date on your surprise laws). At least the ingredient is part of another kid’s chocolate egg treat.
3. Diary Milk. Dear diary: it sure is lonely here in the grocery store next to all of the other soya-almond milk products.
Categories: Mildly Bad News
My scale will appreciate the reprieve. No milk = no eating those darned eggs, yippeee