Nike reportedly developing self-tying shoes

Yahoo News Digest reports that Nike is developing shows that tie themselves called the MAG… Just like the shoes in Back To The Future 2.

3 Names We Propose For Self-Tying Shoes

1. “The Mage.” Uses magic to tie nerdy shoes like Star Wars Vans.

2. “The shoes that will take you out when the machines takeover and the laces intentionally get stuck in the escalator.”

3. “Shoes that cost more than Velcro and teach your children less.”

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  1. And I guarantee you Apple are working on a flux capacitor

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