Wired reports that Microsoft may soon be replacing Internet Explorer with a browser code-named “Spartan.”

3 Names We Propose For Microsoft’s New Browser

1. “Thing People With Windows Phones Use To Search The Internet To Buy A Cooler Phone.”

2. “Zune finder of things that are not music, but you love as much as Zune.”

3. “iPhone 1 Web Browser. [Beta]”

Categories: Mildly Bad News

Tags: Business, computers, Humor, internet, internet explorer, microsoft, Parody, satire, technology