Stop Reading This And Pay Attention To Your Work, Especially If You Waited Until Monday To Read This

Five Thirty Eight reports that a recent study indicates that Mondays are the most likely day to get a non-fatal injury at work.

3 Solutions We Propose To This Problem

1. Not showing up for work still drunk from NFL tailgate party at tailgate assembly plant where your job was replaced by robots ten years ago.

2. Not getting in fist-fights with robots for allegedly stealing your job. (Robots don’t have fists.)

3. Stop showing up for work still dressed in your Walking Dead zombie costume if your job is picking up golf balls at the driving range.

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