The Toronto Sun reports that a lottery ticket, worth a million dollars, purchased almost a year ago is about to expire worthless if nobody claims it near the one-year deadline.
3 Reasons We Think Someone Has Not Cashed The Ticket
1. Photo of ticket floating in bottle of Moet will soon be posted on Rich Kids Of Instagram.
2. Photo of ticket in bottle containing a model ship will soon appear in Boring Model Shipbuilders Of Forgetfulville.
3. Ticket sold to demographic that wants to get rich quick, and by “quick” they mean within five seconds of being handed the ticket, which they will immediately forget about.
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