CNBC reports that Amazon and Proctor & Gamble have teamed up to try to sell you stuff while you are using public bathroom stalls.

An ad will play on the stall door asking you to download the Amazon App. Then the ad will show barcodes giving you discounts on items like Febreze if you order them.

3 Items We’d Like To See Offered For Sale In Public Bathroom Stalls

1. Yacht with private bathroom. (Delivery to stall included.)

2. Copies Of Minutes Of Meeting Where Executives Decided A Bathroom Stall Is A Swell Place To Sell Things.

3. Ear plugs (to avoid having to listen to telephone conversations of person in stall next to you.)

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