Finally, More Reasons To Be Thankful

The Philadelphia 76ers lost to the Brooklyn Nets last night, resulting in them losing all fifteen games they’ve played this season.

3 Reasons To Be Thankful Today

1. Not a member of the Philadelphia 76ers or citizen of Philadelphia.

2. If you are a member of the Philadelphia 76ers, you’re at least get paid lots of money. What a great system! Win-win. Lose-win! Who cares!

3. If you are a Philadelphia sports fan… the Flyers have won some games… better, yet the Eagles are tied for first in the NFC East – with Dallas. Because fate and NFL geographers had to put a team from America’s Southwest in your East Division, and not bring the warmer weather with them.

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