Yahoo reports that a man, upset that his wife allegedly cheated on him has offered her wedding dress for sale on an online web site.
Here is an excerpt from the ad:
“This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.”
3 More Descriptions We Think May Not Sell Wedding Dresses
1. “Worn by Geena Davis in Beetlejuice. We’re not saying this ghoulish dress was cursed and lead to her making the decision to star in Cutthroat Island and bankrupt a movie studio. Really, we’re not saying that.”
2. “Worn by Kris Jenner. May turn former Olympians into men who are not allowed to have a hundred square foot man cave in their 20,000 square foot mansions.”
3. “Worn by Britney Spears in Vegas for like fifteen minutes. Which is how much fame the groom had before the annulment.”