CNN Money reports that Sony has filed for a patent for a “SmartWig,” which reportedly will use sensors to monitor things such as blood pressure and brain waves.
3 Things We Might Expect A SmartWig To Say
1. “Your blood pressure is way too high. In part because you mistakenly are wearing a SmartSquid on your head! That’s what you get for buying cheap generic knock-offs!”
2. “You can put me in any crazy style, and whatever you do will become front page news, Miley! I now regret saying that now that you have turned your smart wig into two phallic mouse ears.”
3. “If you had been wearing me when you invented this, I would never have told you this is the best idea since the Blu-Ray! Now go invent time travel so we can make the Walkman popular again!”
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As I prepare for Thanksgiving, I am grateful for blogging friends like you that keep me coming back, laughing along the way. Have a blessed holiday season!
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And thank you for keeping coming back! Hope you have a great holiday season, too!
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I was disappointed when I saw that the SmartWig was referring to itself, not to what it could do for its wearer.
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