No Love In Spanish Skyscraper’s Elevator?

Gizmodo reports that a 47 story building under construction in Spain has a bit of a dilemma. Due to a change in design, leading to an increase in the size of the building from 20 stories, the building does not have room for an elevator based on the new size.

3 Worse Things Than A 47 Story Building Without An Elevator

1. A 47 story elevator without a building. Enjoy your open-air trip to nowhere, especially if some bratty kid pushed all of the buttons before you got on the elevator.

2. An elevator that replaces elevator music with Aerosmith’s “Love In An Elevator.” Especially if you are not Mr. Tyler, and you are going up. Don’t judge us: sometimes you have to include jokes for the Aerosmith crowd.

3. An elevator that replaces elevator music with audiobooks telling 47 stories. The last thing you need is being unable to get into the elevator because it is always full of 50 Shades of Grey fans who are too embarrassed to buy the book, but aren’t too embarrassed to stand in an elevator and listen to it all day, along with all current and upcoming 46 sequels.



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