Don’t Trust The Crickets!

The Telegraph reports that a study indicates that people who are “night owls” may be more likely to have the following evil character traits: narcissism, Machiavellianism and psychopathic tendencies than earlier risers.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

1. Since it seems most infomercials are aired late at night, should we be worried about an army of people wearing Snuggies armed with Slap Chops? Or just resume worrying about a zombie apocalypse instead?

2. Most readers of this blog are from the United States, checking it out in the day time. No question here, but since #1 had two questions, we’ll take this opportunity to say “Phew!”

3. Should you really have taken investment advice from those crickets that night you had insomnia? Even if they weren’t trying to rip you off, but were rather a drug-induced hallucination, buying Snuggies to protect from zombie bites is possibly not really an “investment.”

Categories: Humor, Psychology

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