Swedish Police Confuse Video Game Sounds With Crime Scene… This Never Would Have Happened If They Were Playing Mr. Do!

The Local reports that a group of teenagers in Sweden playing the video game Call Of Duty in an apartment, got an unexpected surprise when the police raided their flat after passers-by phoned in reports of gunfire and cries for help.

3 Worse Reasons For A Swedish Swat Team To Bust Into Your Apartment

1. Giant shadow of Absolut Vodka on your apartment’s blinds looks like the monster B.O.B. from Monsters vs. Aliens.

2. Improperly assembled IKEA knife rack arouses neighbors’ suspicion by throwing knives. (You put the knives in the toaster, which clearly wasn’t in the IKEA instructions, which you may have noticed if you hadn’t drunk too much Absolut vodka.)

3. Chef from Muppets disobeying local by-laws by keeping live chickens in an urban residential dwelling.



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2 replies

  1. Great post. I’m was tempted to google “chef from Muppets” to get a name I could add as an arcane detail to this comment, but I am a downright lazy researcher. That’s why I write mostly fiction. I can’t wait until I’m successful enough to have fact-checkers for my stories.

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