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Naked Men Allegedly Rob Florida Restaurant
CNN reports that two naked men and a man wearing nothing but his underwear allegedly stole about $150 worth of hamburgers, red peppers, and bacon from a restaurant. Despite it being dark, it was all caught on a security camera. You… Read More ›
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Beetles Destroy Tree Planted To Memorialize Beatle George Harrison
Spin reports that a tree memorializing George Harrison in Los Angeles has been destroyed beyond salvage by… beetles. 3 More Things We Wonder If Beetles Will Ironically Destroy 1. A paperback writer‘s career. If so, might we suggest you beetles out… Read More ›
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If you want to visit this Irish town…. shhhhhhhhh!
QMI Agency reports that a bakery in a village in Waterville, Ireland has posted a signing banning “loud” American tourists. Reportedly part of the problems is that Americans are using the bathrooms and not buying anything. 3 Questions That Arise From… Read More ›
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Allegedly Stolen Clothing Does Not Look Good On You!
The Associated Press reports that an Illinois woman was arrested after she allegedly posted selfies on Facebook wearing a stolen dress. She was caught after the store owner posted photos asking if anyone on Facebook had seen stolen clothing items. 3… Read More ›
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Harvard Students Solve Problem Of Not Being Able To Make 60 Second Cake
CNN reports that a group of Harvard students have invented a cake that can be sprayed from a can and baked in 60 seconds. 3 Other Things We’d Like To See Made in 60 Seconds 1. This blog entry. Since it’s… Read More ›
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Toaster Allows You To Post Selfies On Toast
Petapixel reports that for $75 you can buy a toaster a.k.a. “The Selfie Toaster,” that burns an image of a selfie, provided by you, into your toast. 3 More Images We’d Like To See Burnt Into Toast 1. The Phrase: “Can’t Toast… Read More ›
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Museum Doily Heist Solved!
CNN reports that a replica baby dinosaur was returned to a museum in North Carolina. Two 21-year-old-suspects (who sound to us like alleged pranksters) turned themselves in. From the article: “Police also suspect the pair in a similarly odd theft of… Read More ›
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In case you can’t figure out how to pour coffee in your beer…
The Canadian Press reports that coffee chain Tim Hortons has built a prototype of a store that could serve coffee-flavored beer. Or maybe it won’t. 3 More Flavors Of Beer We Don’t Want To See From Competitors 1. Legal-papers flavored… Read More ›
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Frequently Asked Questions About Fox’s Attempt To Take Over TimeWarner
Yahoo Finance reports that TimeWarner has rejected a takeover attempt from 21st Century Fox Inc. 3 Frequently Asked Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “I am concerned that if such a deal went through, Fox News and CNN would be… Read More ›
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City Of Winnipeg Wants To Ban Singing On City Buses
QMI Agency reports that Winnipeg Manitoba is proposing a bylaw forbidding singing on city buses. 3 Worse Places To Put On Your Production Of My Fair Lady Than A Winnipeg City Bus 1. In the audience of a city council meeting… Read More ›
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