Donald Trump has recently suggested that people may ask whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a U.S. Natural Born Citizen.
Who are these “people” that Trump is referring to? We have 3 guesses of people who are not going to ask if Ted Cruz is a Natural Born Citizen.
- Everyone in Canada – they don’t want to risk having to take Ted Cruz back.
- Hillary Clinton – we’re pretty sure she’d be happy to run against the person that can’t even get along with fellow Republicans in Congress.
- Any Republican who used the term “anchor babies” to describe babies born in the U.S. to non-American mothers. (We’re certain Ted Cruz does not want to earn the nickname ‘C.A.B.’ which is short for ‘Canadian Anchor Baby.’)
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