Re/Code reports that sources have told it that Twitter will soon allow Tweets that contain more than 140 characters… up to 10,000 characters.

Since we’re all about helping social networks, here are 3 new slogans we propose for Twitter should the development be true.

1. Twitter: Now More Like Facebook Without All Of Your Friends From Facebook

2. Twitter: Because You Demanded Seriously Longer Tweets From Kanye West and Donald Trump

3. Twitter: Now With More Space For Your Drunken Rants!

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