CNN reports that Starbucks will allow American orders to jump-the-line and order a drink via an app for pick-up.
3 Questions That Arise From This Story
- If you use the App, will it offer to misspell your name on the cup, to add to that feeling of authenticity?*
- Will the App allow you to choose your name on the cup, and if so will an employee have to say, “Here, is your Frappuccino, Lord Vader?”
- Will you really think idea #2 above is such a great idea if they ask for ID to prove that you are indeed, Lord Vader?
*We misspelled “hire” as “higher” in our headline yesterday. What hypocrites for mocking spelling errors!
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