CBC reports that a major intersection in Toronto’s financial district has been shut down due to an “unstable antenna” on the 65-storey Toronto Trump Tower.
3 Questions That Arise From This Story
- Is an “unstable antenna” what’s hidden under Trump’s hair, and if so, is that because he is a cyborg or an alien? We demand Trump produce his I-am-not-a-cyborg-or-alien Certificate.
- If Trump was an alien with an antenna on his head, wouldn’t that make his illegal alien positions ironic?
- This has no impact on his ability to build an awesome, beautiful, structually-sound wall along the Mexican border, right?
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