CBC reports that a major intersection in Toronto’s financial district has been shut down due to an “unstable antenna” on the 65-storey Toronto Trump Tower.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

1. Is an “unstable antenna” what’s hidden under Trump’s hair, and if so, is that because he is a cyborg or an alien?  We demand Trump produce his I-am-not-a-cyborg-or-alien Certificate.
2. If Trump was an alien with an antenna on his head, wouldn’t that make his illegal alien positions ironic?
3. This has no impact on his ability to build an awesome, beautiful, structually-sound wall along the Mexican border, right?

Categories: Mildly Bad News

Tags: Aliens, architecture, design, Donald Trump, Humor, news, satire, toronto