Time reports that Consumer Reports has given the new Tesla Model S P85D a rating of 103 out of 100. As we are all about helping consumer reporting organizations out, here are:
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- Consumer Reports: We Also Rate Our Reports 103 Out Of 100. So Someone Please Subscribe. Anyone.
- Consumer Reports: Due To Budget Cutbacks Now Featuring Math By Third-Graders.
- Consumer Reports: We Give Our Ratings Away For Free To The Media, But Please Subscribe To Our Service. Seriously, Nobody Else Out There Is Going To Provide You With A Trustworthy Rationale As To How A Car Got A Better Than Perfect Score.