Consumer Reports Rates Tesla Car 103 Out Of 100

Time reports that Consumer Reports has given the new Tesla Model S P85D a rating of 103 out of 100.  As we are all about helping consumer reporting organizations out, here are:

3 Slogans We Propose For Consumer Reports

  1. Consumer Reports: We Also Rate Our Reports 103 Out Of 100.  So Someone Please Subscribe.  Anyone.
  2. Consumer Reports:  Due To Budget Cutbacks Now Featuring Math By Third-Graders.
  3. Consumer Reports: We Give Our Ratings Away For Free To The Media, But Please Subscribe To Our Service.  Seriously, Nobody Else Out There Is Going To Provide You With A Trustworthy Rationale As To How A Car Got A Better Than Perfect Score.

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