The Washington Post reports that a study funded by the Danish Dairy Research Institution found that butter raises your cholesterol relative to alternatives like olive oil.
Since we are all about helping industry, here are 3 slogans we propose for butter.
- Butter: Beautifully Opaque – Why Not Spread Some Over This Danish Scientific Study?
- Butter: Are You Really Going To Listen To Danish People About Health? They Probably Think Danishes Are Healthy!
- Hey, If You Are Going To Eat That Danish, Why Not Spread Some Creamy Butter On It?