Oops! Butter Industry Study Finds Butter Is Bad For You.

The Washington Post reports that a study funded by the Danish Dairy Research Institution found that butter raises your cholesterol relative to alternatives like olive oil.

Since we are all about helping industry, here are 3 slogans we propose for butter.

  1. Butter: Beautifully Opaque – Why Not Spread Some Over This Danish Scientific Study?
  2. Butter: Are You Really Going To Listen To Danish People About Health? They Probably Think Danishes Are Healthy!
  3. Hey, If You Are Going To Eat That Danish, Why Not Spread Some Creamy Butter On It?
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