Snow. Boston. July. What?

Wired reports there is snow in Boston that has not melted, in part because it was mixed with other junk when it was removed from roads which makes it less likely to melt even in July.

3 Theories We Have As To Why There’s Snow In Boston In July

1. City is as cold as the last place Red Sox.

2. Nature proving to America’s liberal elite that global warming does not exist. (Not our theory – probably Sarah Palin’s – she knows about snow since she can see it from Alaska.)

3. All of this is what happens when you let Red Sox fan Ben Affleck wear a Mets cap in Gone Girl.

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