Yahoo News Digest reports that Disney has banned selfie sticks from its theme parks. It had previously banned them from rides, but that didn’t stop some people from using them on rides, forcing rides to stop. Hopefully nobody had to listen to “It’s A Small World” on loop for hours.

Meanwhile, Seaworld reportedly still allows selfie sticks in its parks. So here are 3 slogans we propose for Seaworld.

1. “Seaworld. Will someone… anyone… please take a picture of themselves here?”

2. “Seaworld. Your selfies will be complete proof that everything is a-okay here.”

3. “Seaworld. Because the whales are following you on Instagram and will be very sad if you don’t post a selfie here. And we know you love them so you won’t do that.”

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