American Pharoah won the Belmont Stakes today, which means its the first horse to win the Triple Crown since Affirmed in 1978. But whoops, the owners misspelled the word “Pharaoh” when they registered the horse. Here are 3 other names we’d like to see for a champion horse…
1. American Pharrell. We don’t think Pharrell gets enough media attention, so it would have been nice if some owner had been more considerate and named a horse after him.
2. American Fo Real? Why not give a shout out to the declining use of real words in this text messaging society if you are going to misspell your horse’s name?
3. #Hashtag Is Trending. This wily horse name would confuse every Twitter user.
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