Yahoo News Digest reports that Microsoft is planning to launch Windows 10 in July including bringing “back the Start Menu you know and love.”

3 Comments We’d Expect From This Story

1. “But what about us? Don’t they still love us?” – Control-Alt-Delete*

2. “I never noticed that thing was gone, so yeah, I guess I know it… but love?” – Everyone.

3. “Enjoy your life relegated to increasingly unpopular PCs. Any day now I will be the mascot of the Clippers.” – Clippy

*Answer no they don’t – that’s why they just hit power down instead of Control-Alt-Delete to stop reading your quote.

Categories: Mildly Bad News

Tags: Business, computers, Humor, marketing, microsoft, Parody, satire, technology