CNBC reports that a Shark Tank-backed device checks your breath for freshness, hydration, and whether you need to immediately drink water, brush or floss.
The anchors had trouble saying the product name and we don’t remember it, but here are three slogans we propose for the product.
1. “For when you have chicken wings stuck in your teeth and are still wondering if you should floss.”
2. “Finally, technology that will tell you your breath stinks when your coworkers are too polite.”
3. “Because it’s tough to know whether you should drink water during a draught when fellow Californians shame people who waste water.”
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