Harlem Popetrotters.

Yahoo News Digest reports that Pope Francis has become the ninth person in history to become an honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters.

Yeah, but what does it take to become an honorary member of the historical Globetrotter opponent, the Washington Generals?

3 Honorary Washington Generals We’d Like To See

1. Congress. Who is just as effective on and off the court as the Washington Generals.

2. The Washington Wizards after their recent game one loss to the Atlanta Hawks.

3. The Hamburglar. Based on McDonald’s recent vague turnaround plan, we consider him to be the Washington Generals of fast food. He can’t steal basketballs – just useless McDonald’s burgers that aren’t even in high demand, nor useful on a basketball court.

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