3 More Slogans We Propose That Don’t Mention Brand Names

USA Today reports that Budweiser maker Anheuser-Busch has launched a new ad campaign around the phrase “Let’s grab a beer.”  The ads don’t mention or show any specific brand of beer, as apparently the King of Beers will still sell more beer if they advertise for all beer.

If this is a new trend, here are 3 more slogans we propose for other products…

1. “Let’s grab a coffee with our handwritten names misspelled on the cup.”

2. “Let’s give an internet company all of our personal information and create unlimited free content for them.”

3. “Let’s not even bother putting our clients’ brand names in any ads at this ad agency.”

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