Engineering Students Say Bass Puts Out Fires

CNN reports that engineering students at George Mason University in Virginia have created a fire extinguisher that uses sound waves, specifically bass, to successfully put out fires.

You can watch a video demonstration by clicking here.

As we are all about helping future potential products, here are:

3 Slogans We Propose For Bass-Fire-Extinguishers

1. “Bass Fire Extinguishers Stop Fires With Sound. So Please Stop Throwing Frozen Bass Fish Into Fires.”

2. “Now Your Heavy Metal Guitar Can Put Out Fire, So Take That Hell and Satan!” (Also a potential new title for Metallica’s latest album.)

3. “Water: The Stupid Thing We’ve Been Wasting Putting Out Fires Instead Of Building Water Slides or Solving California’s Drought Problem.”

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