Yahoo Finance reports that Chinese Internet giant Alibaba is planning on delivering packets of ginger tea to customers via drones.
3 Slogans We Propose For Drone Tea Delivery Service
1. “For when you absolutely have to have tea in 30 minutes and are too lazy to go to a local store or coffee shop, but not too lazy to boil some water to make the tea.”
2. “Don’t order from our competition for ‘All The Tea In China’ because then there will be no tea left for us to deliver to you.”
3. “A beverage favored by senior citizens, delivered by a method favored by hardcore video gamers. Together at last!”
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