Kentish Towner reports that a new bar in Britain has opened in a former underground public restroom.
The bar’s name is “Ladies and Gentlemen.” We’re not certain if it has a slogan, but here are 3 we propose.
1. “Yes, we do have restrooms in here. This whole place is like a giant Russian matryoshka doll of toilets.”
2. “Why didn’t you like our previous slogan? Toilets and dolls are often made of porcelain, making a fair comparison.”
3. “This isn’t a public restroom anymore. Pleas stop writing your own ‘slogans’ on the walls.”
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