A man who goes by the name Zack Danger Brown has launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise $10 to achieve his goal of making potato salad.

So far, he has raised over $47,000 and has 21 days to raise more money.

3 Things We’d Like To See Zack Danger Brown Do With The Extra Money

1. Guest appearance at potato salad making by the Foo Fighters, who just agreed to play Richmond, Virginia, after crowd sourcing reportedly raised over $70,000 to convince them to come. 

2. Get Foo Fighters to reenact “Big Me” video, placing Mentos in the Potato Salad.

3. Invent time machine to bring potato salad to 1800’s Irish Potato Famine.

Categories: Humor

Tags: cooking, Foo Fighters, Humor, Ireland, Parody, potato salad, recipes, satire, technology