#AsGoogleStockHitsRecordHighsTheyWantYouToPayToTestTheirFashionProducts

Computerworld reports that Google is seeking out “explorers” via social media to pay $1,500 plus tax to test Google eyeglasses.

3 Worse Things To Pay To Test Than Computerized Glasses

1. Computerized bank chip cards. For $1500 you can see if the card will let you withdraw $1500 in cash to pay the bill. Assuming you remember the PIN number “1234” which is popular among people who pay to test things.

2. Google sweaters. These colorful sweaters feature a search engine box in the middle, near the belly, where women can approach you in bars and type: “Where can I find a more physically fit man to buy me a drink than this nerd in the Google sweater?”

3. Google sweatpants. Similar to Google sweaters, but more embarrassing for everyone involved.



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