A Public Policy Polling poll has found that Congress has a 9% “Favorable” rating among respondents.
The poll also found that respondents had a less favorable opinion of Congress than cockroaches, root canals and Nickelback.
But good news, Congress! Respondents view you more favorably than Lindsay Lohan.
3 Ways Congress Could Become Less Popular
1. Create a trillion dollar coin to solve the debt crisis, with Nickelback on the front. If you’re going to put them on a coin, it should be the back of a nickel. Do some market research, people!
2. Create a tax credit for Lindsay Lohan movies. Oh, wait, they may have already done that.
3. Instead of passing laws, try to waterski over a shark, just like Fonzie.