Even Kid Who Stars In “Two And A Half Man” Thinks Nobody Should Watch The Show

Fox News reports that Angus T. Jones, who apparently plays the role of the half man in the show “Two And A Half Men” is urging people not to watch the show.

Here’s a quote from Fox about what the actor who reportedly makes $350,000 an episode has to say:

“I’m on ‘Two and a Half Men’ and I don’t want to be on it,” he said. “If you watch ‘Two and a Half Men,’ please stop watching it and filling your head with filth. People say it’s just entertainment. Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, especially with what you watch.”

3 Worse Career Moves For A Child Star

1. Leave a $350,000-a show gig, to enter the real world, where child stars historically have a not-so-stellar record adapting, to become a professional mugger. No, not a mugger who steals people’s stuff. Someone who mugs for the camera, and gets laughs because they’re a cute kid. Warning: there are no job postings in this field for adults that we could find on monster.com.

2. Leave a TV show to do some research on the effects of television on your brain. Come to the startling revelation that watching television may require making decisions as to what to watch. This may indeed be surprising for CBS viewers who didn’t know there was more than one channel, which is why CBS dominates the ratings with 30 versions of the same crime drama show, and also why people watch Two and a Half Men, we presume.

3. Upset CBS, who may just replace you with Ashton Kutcher. Unless Ashton Kutcher is already on your show, in which case, you may be replaced with fellow former Punk’d cast member, Ryan Pinkston.

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