Dear Toad Suck, Arkansas: A Poll Says Your Town’s Name Sucks, But It Could Be Worse

According to a Yahoo News, a recent poll conducted in seven countries named Toad Suck, Arkansas, as the town with the “most unfortunate” name in the United States, beating out heavy-hitters like Boring, Oregon.

3 Worse Things Than Living In A Town With The Most Unfortunate Name In The United States

1. Living in a town with a more unfortunate name than “Toad Suck” and not even winning a prize for “most unfortunate name!” We’re looking your way, real town named Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada.

2. Being named “Todd Sachs” and living in “Toad Suck,” Arkansas. You’re destined to get the nickname “Toad Sucks” in grade school, your name and address will certainly result in lots of misdirected mail, and some people might blame the financial crisis on you because they assume you are affiliated with Goldman Sachs.

Bull Bear

If your last name is “Sachs” and you want to convince people you don’t work for Goldman Sachs, this may be the wrong door handle selection for you.

3. Being a toad that lives in a place called Toad Suck, Arkansas. Either people think you suck, or perhaps they want to include you in their latest culinary dish. Either way, you’d probably sleep better in Boring, Oregon.

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