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Judge Orders: IKEA Monkey Will Not Spend Christmas Or Remainder Of Mayan Apocalypse With Its Former Owner
As we wrote yesterday, the monkey found hanging out at a Toronto IKEA is now the subject of a legal battle. The Toronto Star reports that an Ontario judge has ordered that the IKEA Monkey spend until at least mid-January… Read More ›
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World Currently Ending In Asia, According To Ancient Mayans… But You Want To Read About The IKEA Monkey Court Case, Right?
It’s currently December 21, 2012 in Australia and parts of Asia like Tokyo, Shanghai, and Hong Kong, meaning obviously the world has ended in those places, if you believe the Mayan-calendar-end-of-the-world-theories. In related, news, and yes it may be related… Read More ›
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You Can Now Sell Your Soul For A $3 Cheese Coupon!
Yesterday, we wrote about Kraft issuing a press release announcing intentions to sacrifice JELL-O pudding to the gods to avoid a Mayan apocalypse. Well, we have to hand it to the company’s marketing team or ad agency(ies) for coming up… Read More ›
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JELLO Offers Solution To Prevent The Mayan Apocalypse
Kraft foods issued a press release today entitled “JELL-O to Save the World From Mayan Apocalypse.” The company suggests it will: “…try to save the world from the Mayan-predicted apocalypse by appeasing the gods with an unexpected and fun offering… Read More ›
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We’re Not Done Making Fun Of Dinosaur-Bone Encrusted iPads!
As we wrote yesterday, a new luxury iPad available from the United Kingdom includes splinters of 65-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Bones. 3 Worse Things To Include With An iPad 1. A coupon allowing 2 to dine for $9.98 at McDonald’s. Really? If… Read More ›
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The Rich Kids Of Instagram Are Getting Edgy! Will Someone Throw Them A Bone! Specifically An iPad Encrusted With Dinosaur Bones.
CNBC reports that British company Stuart Hughes is offering an iPad for about $8 million U.S., encrusted with diamonds, which can be viewed here. From the Stuart Hughes description of the “iPad 2 Gold History Edition” write-up: “However to make… Read More ›
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Woman Apparently Is Prepared To Get Tattoo Of Monkey Found Hanging Out At IKEA
Earlier this week we wrote about a well-clad real monkey found milling about a Toronto IKEA store. According to the Huffington Post, a woman posted a photo of herself with a stencil of the IKEA monkey on her body, which… Read More ›
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Woman Ironically Brags To Media About Parking Her Smart Car Illegally
A woman from Halifax, Nova Scotia reportedly told the CBC that she found a “primo” place to regularly park her Smart Car for free. On the street, in front of the provincial legislature, in the tiny space between two legally parked… Read More ›
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