Yesterday we wrote about a real Toronto Sun headline about a woman waking up to raccoons having sex on her balcony.
Here are 3 more headlines we would have used instead:
- “Now a story that will embarrass all those raccoons who dig through the trash filled with copies of the Toronto Sun.”
- “Here’s some hard news. And by that we mean ‘Real news is hard to do.'”
- “Newspaper realizes that people who pay for ads in the Toronto Sun and haven’t heard of Facebook will buy ads next to any story.”
Categories: Mildly Bad News
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