Yesterday we wrote about a real Toronto Sun headline about a woman waking up to raccoons having sex on her balcony.

Here are 3 more headlines we would have used instead:

1. “Now a story that will embarrass all those raccoons who dig through the trash filled with copies of the Toronto Sun.”
2. “Here’s some hard news. And by that we mean ‘Real news is hard to do.'”
3. “Newspaper realizes that people who pay for ads in the Toronto Sun and haven’t heard of Facebook will buy ads next to any story.”

Categories: Mildly Bad News

Tags: Humor, media, satire, Toronto Sun