Bloomberg reports that due to declining oil prices, the Canadian dollar has fallen to an eleven year low, with one “Loonie” valued at 74.08 U.S. cents.

1. Canadian band Nickelback will be forced to rename itself 3.702-Pennies-Back.
2. Canada doesn’t even use pennies any more, so enjoy watching Canadians throw their even more worthless coins into the fountain of the Bellagio.
3. Even cheaper to order fake Canadian prescription drugs from scam sites that spam you.

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