Poll: Majority of Republicans Want Someone With No Political Experience To Lead Party, Regardless Of How Good Their Ideas Or Business Experience Is

CNN reports that a new poll indicates Donald Trump, favored by 21% of Republican Primary voters is in a statistical tie with Ben Carson, who has 20% of the vote.  Carly Fiorina and Marco Rubio each have 11%.  Which means the majority wants one of these four people or even three of the top four.  Accordingly, here are:

3 Slogans We Propose For The Republican Party

  1. “We are totally going to elect a candidate that has no chance of winning a general election. Hillary – you’re welcome!”
  2. “Hey, what do you expect from people who only get information from Fox News?”
  3. “Remember when the government shut down in 2011 and America’s Credit Rating was reduced – well here are more candidates from the voters who brought you that!”

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