Yesterday we wrote about McDonald’s introducing a new Hamburglar. Here are three more mascots we’d like to see.
1. BATHBURGLAR. Steals free bathroom visits at McDonald’s locations in Europe and then reluctantly buys menu items.
2. BATTERBURGLAR. He steals the mystery batter on fried items, like Fillet O Fish, making them healthier.
3. KINDERSTATE. Reminding you of when you have a meal after your kids have been whining “Are we there, yet?” on the Interstate. This mascot shaped like Kansas.
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