Be Careful Putting That Stun Gun Phone Case Someone Lent You Against Your Ear!

CNN reports that a company is selling iPhone cases that double as stun guns.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

1. Does this mean that people who answer the phone in theaters during movies may accidentally stun themselves? The article indicates there are numerous safety mechanisms in place to avoid such a thing, but really, if someone thinks answering a phone during a movie is a good idea, how likely is it that they also think leaving the device in ready-to-stun mode is not a good idea?

2. Can this case also stun people by showing them their international roaming fees for playing “My Singing Monsters” in Transylvannia? Because if you ran up a bill in the tens of thousands, you may have been able to get every zombie extra in World War Z to sing the greatest public domain hits at your next party instead!

3. Is this really the topic this web site has selected for its 365th consecutive day of comedy articles about news? Yes! Stunning, huh?*

*This is the most popular news story on CNN Money right now, so we’re just giving people what they want!



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