As we wrote yesterday, a new luxury iPad available from the United Kingdom includes splinters of 65-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Bones.

3 Worse Things To Include With An iPad

1. A coupon allowing 2 to dine for $9.98 at McDonald’s. Really? If you’re using this coupon on a date, you may have problems if you forget to include the sales tax on your budget of $9.98 and only bring a ten dollar bill.

2. The complete first season of the family comedy “Dinosaurs.”

3. Instructions as to how a dinosaur can use an iPad! This will be too complicated as dinosaurs are still learning how to play overly-lenient words in Words With Friends like “AA”. How did American Airlines’ frequent flier program become a word on a pseudo-board game?

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