CNN reports that W. Axl Rose will replace lead singer Brian Johnson on AC/DC’s “Rock Or Bust” tour, as Johnson has hearing issues.
Here are three alternate names we propose for this tour given this information.
- “Shook Me All Night Long Tour, and By ‘All Night’ We Mean ‘The Time Axl Shows Up On Stage At Midnight, and Leaves Stage In A Temper Tantrum at 12:15 a.m.'”
- “Really Bad Karaoke Read From A Teleprompter Tour Summer 2016.”
- “Money Talks. And Axl Needs Money In Summer 2016.”
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