Axl Rose To Join AC/DC On Tour

CNN reports that W. Axl Rose will replace lead singer Brian Johnson on AC/DC’s “Rock Or Bust” tour, as Johnson has hearing issues.

Here are three alternate names we propose for this tour given this information.

  1. “Shook Me All Night Long Tour, and By ‘All Night’ We Mean ‘The Time Axl Shows  Up On Stage At Midnight, and Leaves Stage In A Temper Tantrum at 12:15 a.m.'”
  2. “Really Bad Karaoke Read From A Teleprompter Tour Summer 2016.”
  3. “Money Talks. And Axl Needs Money In Summer 2016.”

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