Everyone’s talking about how angry people are these days, and that’s why Donald Trump is leading the Republican race… here are 3 angry candidates we’d like to see run as third parties.
- Metallica. They have an album called Saint Anger, which should totally get the angry vote and Utah Mormon vote. Those voters will also love the praying at the beginning of Enter Sandman.
- Ari Gold from Entourage. Now that’s someone who gets deals done. Who else could convince the world for many seasons that Adrian Grenier is an actor? Besides, we’re guessing Jeremy Piven could use some work after the Entourage movie.
- Oscar the Grouch. Oscar is scary and secretly Canadian. Yet unlike Ted Cruz, we believe him when he says he is clearly not beholden to corporate donor interests – he’s lived in a garbage can on PBS for decades.
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