3 Candidates We’d Rather See Angry Voters Choose

Everyone’s talking about how angry people are these days, and that’s why Donald Trump is leading the Republican race… here are 3 angry candidates we’d like to see run as third parties.

  1. Metallica. They have an album called Saint Anger, which should totally get the angry vote and Utah Mormon vote. Those voters will also love the praying at the beginning of Enter Sandman.
  2. Ari Gold from Entourage. Now that’s someone who gets deals done. Who else could convince the world for many seasons that Adrian Grenier is an actor? Besides, we’re guessing Jeremy Piven could use some work after the Entourage movie.
  3. Oscar the Grouch. Oscar is scary and secretly Canadian. Yet unlike Ted Cruz, we believe him when he says he is clearly not beholden to corporate donor interests – he’s lived in a garbage can on PBS for decades.

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1 reply

  1. I can see your point.
    They all seem to come across angry. That would resonate with the electorate for sure.
    Cruz always looks more worried than angry.
    And Kasich? He’s been trying to be “the- adult- in- the- room” kind of angry, I think so anyway. But he doesn’t really convince me like Trump.
    He’s angry at ISIS, the Iran deal, the snubbing of Israel, Roe vs. Wade, Nafta, TTP, world wide nation building while ours crumbles, 19 trillion in national debt, domestic Christian bashing, Christian genocide, the list goes on and on.
    I believe action speaks louder than words, and if the current situation merits anger then its nuts to not be angry.


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