The Toronto Star reports that the Playboy Mansion is for sale with an asking price of $200 million. A condition of the sale is that Hugh Hefner gets to continue to live there.
Since we are all about helping real estate agents, we propose:
3 Slogans For Any Real Estate Ad For The Playboy Mansion
- Sure, you’re stuck with creepy Hef, but that’s still better than ghosts.
- Enjoy the grotto – guaranteed parasite free!
- Great place to throw retirement parties for people old enough to have read Playboy magazine!
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