Forbes reports that Verizon “Will look at” buying Yahoo!, according to Verizon’s CFO. The company recently bought AOL.
Since we’re all about helping corporations, here are:
3 New Slogans We Propose For Verizon
- We didn’t get to party like it was 1999 in 1999 due to Y2K fears, so we have to party like it’s 1999 right now!
- Nobody will ever ask “Can you hear me now?” when all future phone calls will come from the Yahoo yodeller’s alpenhorn.
- Oh, the reporter must not have heard our call correctly due to a non-Verizon connection. We were saying we would look into buying the delicious beverage Yoo-hoo. Is that stuff still available?
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