Report: Verizon Will Consider Buying Yahoo!

Forbes reports that Verizon “Will look at” buying Yahoo!, according to Verizon’s CFO.  The company recently bought AOL.

Since we’re all about helping corporations, here are:

3 New Slogans We Propose For Verizon

  1. We didn’t get to party like it was 1999 in 1999 due to Y2K fears, so we have to party like it’s 1999 right now!
  2. Nobody will ever ask “Can you hear me now?” when all future phone calls will come from the Yahoo yodeller’s alpenhorn.
  3. Oh, the reporter must not have heard our call correctly due to a non-Verizon connection.  We were saying we would look into buying the delicious beverage Yoo-hoo.  Is that stuff still available?
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