3 New Album Titles We Propose For 50 Cent After He Filed For Bankruptcy

Business Insider reports that 50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy. He was reportedly worth half a billion in 2007, in part due to selling a minority stake in Vitamin Water to Coca-Cola.  The bankruptcy was reportedly caused due to losing some lawsuits.

1. “Get Rich Or Die Tryin’ Or Sue Someone… That’s How People Got Rich Off Me.”

2. “Would You Like To Put My Name On A Bankrupt Trump Casino? Think About It – People Actually Use 50 Cents In Casinos. What – Slot Machines Only Take Bills Now? Man, I’m Having Bad Luck Lately.”

3. “Before I Self Destruct, I Shall Ironically Title My Album ‘Before I Self Destruct.'”

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